Reem Hotel London: Your Dream Stay Awaits (Luxury Escape!)
Reem Hotel London: My Dream Just a Bit Tarnished? (A Messy Review)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to unleash the unfiltered truth about the Reem Hotel London: Your Dream Stay Awaits (Luxury Escape!). They say "dream stay." We'll see about that, shall we? This is going to be a long one – so grab a cuppa (they have those, thankfully!) and let’s dive in.
Accessibility – The First Hurdle… Or Maybe Just a Bumpy Road?
Right off the bat, they claim to be accessible. Claim. I'm not fully disabled, but I do have mobility issues and I’m always keen to learn about a place's accessibility. The website mentions "facilities for disabled guests", which is a start. Now, I didn't get a chance to thoroughly check all the access features, but judging from what I saw, they weren't the best. I need to call the hotel, ask detailed questions about ramps and specific room features. So, while this is a good start, this wasn't as simple as it should be, which is a shame and I have to lower the rating here.
On-Site Eats & Drinks – Feeding the Beast
Alright, let's talk food. Food is important. Reem seems to understand this because they’ve got everything. Restaurants? Plural! They have a Restaurant and the option for Room-Service (24h!). I'm already drooling. Now, I heard tales of an amazing Asian Breakfast available, and, let's just say the Western breakfast spread was equally impressive. Coffee/tea in restaurant are just a given. After all, this is London, and afternoon tea is a must-do!
The Poolside Bar was a vibe, I loved the atmosphere! I had to navigate my way to a table that was not very well seated but I think, this is very acceptable.
Internet, Internet Everywhere! (But Did It Work?)
Yes, they boast about Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And the Internet access – wireless was indeed freely available. Actually, the Internet access – LAN came as a surprise! I personally prefer Wi-Fi - more freedom. The Wi-Fi in public areas was also solid. So, thumbs up for staying connected.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax – Finding Your Zen (Or Maybe Not)
Listen, they have it all. Like, everything. You can't get bored. Fitness center, Gym/fitness, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor], Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Body scrub, Body wraps, Foot bath, Massage. Are you kidding me? I barely know where to start. The Pool with view was, as advertised, spectacular. I spent an hour in the sauna, which was excellent. They really have everything to unwind, and the Sauna was heavenly.
Cleanliness & Safety – Feeling Safe (But Still… Paranoid?)
Okay, this is where the review takes a 2024 twist. They're VERY serious about COVID precautions. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Individually-wrapped food options, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment. It's a bit… intense. I appreciated the effort, but sometimes it felt a little over-the-top. Like, I could almost see someone in a hazmat suit behind every door. No complaints, but also, a bit much.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Let’s Get Down to the Nitty Gritty
Alright, let’s talk more food. I mentioned the restaurants, right? They have a A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant.
I had the most amazing soup in the restaurant one night (I forget which one, they all melded into a delicious blur after a while!). The Happy hour was also incredibly tempting. The whole thing made my stomach rumble with joy!
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Annoy
So many services. Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center.
A lot of it was the good kind of busy. The concierge sorted out a sightseeing tour, which was very useful. Daily housekeeping was excellent. But, getting the invoice was a struggle.
For the Kids – A Family Paradise?
They’ve got Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal, which is fantastic for families.
In-Room Amenities: The Comforts of Home (Kinda)
Now, the rooms. They’re nice. Really nice. They have Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
The Blackout curtains were a godsend. The Coffee/tea maker was essential. Honestly, I could have lived there. But some of the room stuff, that kind of lost me.
Getting Around:
Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking.
Everything needed to get anywhere, anytime.
The Overall Vibe – Dreamy? Maybe. Flawed? Absolutely.
So, did I have my "dream stay"? Parts of it, yes. The pool, the spa, the food – these were genuinely amazing. The location was also pretty central, and that's always a plus when you're travelling.
BUT…
The accessible situation needs some tweaking. The over-sterilized vibe was a little much for me. And honestly, for the price tag, I expected perfection. I also had an issue with the "room decorations" - I requested something specific for my anniversary and it didn't happen.
Overall, the Reem Hotel London is a great experience
Here's the pitch:
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- Unrivaled Relaxation: Dive into our breathtaking outdoor pool with a view, melt away stress in our spa and sauna, and indulge in a rejuvenating masssage – all designed to transport you to a world of pure bliss. Also, you get the chance to workout in the modern fitness center.
- Culinary Delights: From mouthwatering Asian cuisine and Western breakfasts to a vibrant poolside bar and 24-hour room service, your taste buds are in for a treat.
- Unwavering Comfort: Our stylish, well-appointed rooms boast luxurious amenities like air conditioning, free Wi-Fi, plush bathrobes, and complimentary tea and coffee.
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- Accessibility: Remember, please reach out to the hotel regarding your specific needs to make sure it's suitable for you.
- Be Prepared: Pack your favourite book and prepare to lose track of time.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this itinerary for the Reem Hotel in London isn't your Instagram-perfect travelogue. This is the REAL deal. Get ready for some chaos, missed connections, and copious amounts of tea. Here we go…
Reem Hotel, London - A Hot Mess of a Holiday (But Hopefully in a Good Way)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Tea Catastrophe
- 9:00 AM (ish): Flight touches down at Heathrow. Cue the internal freak-out. I hate flying. But hey, London! Queue the triumphant "I made it!" selfies. Expecting the whole "smooth arrival" thing they advertise? Haha, dream on.
- 10:30 AM: After a brutal queue through customs, the train towards the city center is discovered. "A quick ride." Famous last words, right? I'm envisioning myself as a glamorous traveler, breezes through Heathrow, and on to the hotel. In reality? I’m frantically trying to navigate the tube with a behemoth of a suitcase, sweating like a pig, and mumbling under my breath.
- 12:00 PM: Arrive at the Reem Hotel. It's…well, let’s say the online photos were generous. Still, it's London, and I'm here! Check-in: smooth(ish). The room? Small, but the window looks out to a charming, slightly grubby, London street. Bonus points for the (supposedly) fast Wi-Fi.
- 1:00 PM: Tea Time! Oh, tea time. I'd been dreaming of proper English tea. So, I head down to the hotel's "lovely" tea room with high hopes. The tea arrives, and…it tastes like dishwater. The scones: dry and rock hard. The clotted cream? Clotted, alright. Like, solid as a brick. My face must have been a picture as I politely choked down the first mouthful, forcing a smile. This is not how it’s supposed to be, dammit! I end up quietly swapping my tea for a lukewarm coffee.
- 2:00 PM: A wander around the neighborhood. My mission: find a decent cup of tea. And maybe a decent scone. This is basically a quest. I’m wandering around my neighbourhood and I am already lost. There are so many people, so many cars and so many beautiful things.
- 5:00 PM: I got a good tea and a little pastry at this cute little shop at the corner. Great.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at a pub. Fish and chips! I'm trying to be open-minded, but the fish is a bit greasy. I’m starving and I swear the bartender looked at me, pointed at my food, and smiled. He looked like he was about to burst out laughing.
Day 2: Museums, Mayhem, and My Love Affair with Harrods
- 9:00 AM: Attempt to follow the guide I purchased. Big "attempt." It calls for a perfectly planned day. Instead, I stumbled out of the hotel, disoriented, and forgot to have breakfast.
- 10:00 AM: The British Museum! Oh. My. God. Amazing - it's the only word. I want to touch everything, photograph everything, and buy everything in the gift shop. I get completely lost in the Egyptian section, completely fascinated by the mummies (creepy, but fascinating!), and end up spending way longer than planned. Worth it. Completely and utterly worth it.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a little cafe near the museum. I ordered a sandwich that was supposed to be simple, but was in reality, a flavor explosion. The tiny cafe was amazing, but the queue was outrageous!
- 2:00 PM: On the Tube heading to Harrods! I am going to Harrods. I'm not planning to buy anything. Just to experience the grandeur, the sheer opulence. I ended up spending hours in the food halls, completely mesmerized by the cheese counter. Seriously, those cheeses were calling to me. And, yes, I may have come home with a small fortune in artisanal cheese.
- 5:00 PM: I took some time to look around Knightsbrigde. I may or may not have spent an embarrassing amount of time in a designer boutique, trying on things I could never afford.
- 7:00 PM: I took the "cheap eat" at a local restaurant. It was alright.
Day 3: The Thames, Theatre, and a Realization
- 9:00 AM: A stroll by the Thames. It's drizzling. Of course, it's drizzling. Still, there's something magical about the city, the water and the sky.
- 10:00 AM: I took a ride on the London Eye! The views were amazing, a chance of seeing the city from another perspective. And the fact that I was afraid of heights, I managed to enjoy my ride.
- 12:00 PM: I decided to have lunch at the market. The food was great, but I dropped my sandwich, so I went and got another.
- 2:00 PM: The theatre! I saw "Wicked." My eyes teared up. The acting was phenomenal. The singing was just amazing. And I had a moment where my eyes welled up.
- 5:00 PM: I realized that I love London. And I love myself for taking this adventure.
- 7:00 PM: I ate some late dinner and went to bed.
Day 4: Farewell (and a vow to return – with better tea)
- 9:00 AM: Packing (a Herculean task, involving a lot of panicked Tetris with my luggage). Where did I even get all this stuff? Oh right, Harrods.
- 10:00 AM: Final breakfast at the hotel. Prepared for disappointment, but it's actually pretty decent, and the tea is now a slightly less watery brown.
- 11:00 AM: Checking out. Wishing I had more time. I'm already planning my return.
- 12:00 PM: The train to the airport. Another round of tube, and getting lost, and lugging my suitcase! My back's killing me.
- 1:00 PM: Heathrow – and through security.
- 4:00 PM: On the airplane.
- 6:00 PM: I'm heading home.
This trip was more of a mess, more of a disaster. But I've had great experiences. I wish I could have done better, but this is what happened. I can't wait to come back.
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Reem Hotel London: FAQ - Your Dream Stay...or Is It? (Let's be Real)
First things first: Is the Reem *really* as luxurious as the brochures say?
Okay, let's cut the fluff. The brochures? They're *gorgeous*. Silk sheets, marble bathrooms the size of my first apartment... but real life? Well, it's a bit like dating a supermodel. You *expect* perfection, and sometimes, you get…a slightly chipped nail. The Reem? It *tries* hard. The lobby *screams* luxury. That chandelier? Divine. But I'm not gonna lie, finding a rogue fingerprint on the supposedly pristine mirror in my room was a bit of a buzzkill. Still, the sheets *were* dreamy. And the view from my window? Stunning. So, yes, luxurious-ish. Mostly. Don't expect absolute perfection, but the *attempt* is valiant.
Is it worth the price tag? Seriously, are you paying for the experience or just the postcode?
Oof. The money. Right. Listen, it's London. EVERYTHING is expensive. But the Reem? It's *extra* expensive. On a scale of 'cheap hostel' to 'rent a small island', it's... comfortably above the midpoint. You're *definitely* paying for the location. Being a short walk from [insert relevant landmark – e.g., Hyde Park, Buckingham Palace] is a major perk. The service is generally excellent (more on that later). And the "experience", well, it feels... grand. Is it worth it? Depends. If you're celebrating a special occasion, or just want to spoil yourself rotten, then maybe. If you're on a budget, you'll probably be weeping into your ramen noodles *after* checking the bill. Me? I splurged for my anniversary. No regrets... mostly. Okay, I *slightly* regretted it when my credit card statement arrived. But the memory of the champagne breakfast…priceless (well, not *priceless*, obviously…).
Okay, spill. What was the service *really* like? Were the staff genuinely helpful or just… polite?
Okay, SERVICE. This is where things get interesting. Generally, the staff are impeccable. Super polite, efficient, all that jazz. Like, they *knew* my name within an hour. Impressive. But here's a confession: I'm a bit of a clumsy human. I spilled red wine all over my pristine white tablecloth (don't judge, it was a *fancy* wine). The look on the waiter's face? A masterclass in barely-contained horror. But here's the good part: he recovered beautifully. Smiled, offered a complimentary glass of something even *fancier* (saved the day!), and the stain was gone before I could even fully apologize. So, yeah, they're generally brilliant. BUT...one morning I ordered room service. The promised 'freshly squeezed orange juice'? It tasted suspiciously like... concentrate. My inner child *screamed*. So... mostly great, with the occasional blip. Nobody's perfect, not even the Reem, it seems.
Let's talk food. The restaurant reviews... they're mixed. What's the *actual* deal with the on-site dining?
Oh, the food. The bane of every hotel reviewer. The Reem's restaurant, [Restaurant name], is… well, it's a rollercoaster. One night, I had the most divine seabass I've ever tasted. Melt-in-your-mouth, perfectly seasoned, flawless. I was in heaven. The next night? The risotto was… a gloopy, undercooked disaster. Honestly, I actually sent it back. Which I *never* do. It was utterly underwhelming, especially for the price! The breakfast buffet? Excellent, generally. Loads of options, fresh fruit, good coffee. But the pastries… hit or miss. Some days, they were flaky and buttery, the perfect start to the day. Other days? Stale, like they'd been sitting out since last week. The takeaway? Be selective. Do your research. And perhaps have a backup plan for dinner. Because while the Reem *tries*, consistency is clearly a challenge. One meal, you're a king, the next, you're regretting that you didn't grab a sandwich from Pret.
Is the spa any good? Because a massage is a HUGE selling point for me.
Ah, the spa! Okay, YES. The spa is FANTASTIC. Seriously. Go. I *loved* the spa. I had a deep tissue massage (demanded it, actually, after the disastrous risotto incident!). The therapist was incredible! I was practically a puddle of blissful relaxation by the end. The facilities are beautiful - steam room, sauna, pool. It all felt very… luxurious and calming. Definitely worth the splurge (again, it's not cheap). Treat yourself. Book a massage. You won't regret it, unless you choose to go to the restaurant beforehand and try the risotto, ruining your mood. The only downside? It was so good, that I felt like I should have stayed there all day! That massage was worth every penny. *Every*. *Single*. *Penny*. Seriously, go.
Any hidden fees or surprise costs I should be aware of? Gotta budget, you know.
Oh, yes. Always. Hidden fees are the hotel industry's favorite game. Check very, very carefully before you check in. The minibar is, of course, a minefield. That tiny bottle of water will cost you a small fortune. I learned the hard way. Don't forget the service charges. And the "resort fee," even though you're not at a resort. And the Wi-Fi. Is it free? Or is it a premium charge? Read the small print! It’s usually buried somewhere deep within the terms. Don't be like me, and just assume everything’s included. Get it all clear upfront, or you might end up weeping into your (expensive) coffee. Be prepared. And maybe pack your own snacks. Just saying.
What about the general atmosphere? Is it stuffy and pretentious or actually pleasant?
Okay, the atmosphere. This is a tricky one. The Reem *leans* towards the stuffy end of the spectrum, but it's not overwhelmingly so. It has that "luxury hotel" vibe. Quiet conversations, hushed tones in the hallways, a general air of sophistication. But… they also try to be welcoming. The staff are generally very friendly (as mentioned before). It’s not like you’re constantly being judged. I mean, at least, *I* didn’t feel judged, even when I spilled the wine. You know, I did feel a *little* awkward when I was wearing jeans and a t-shirt in the beautifully decorated bar one evening. I’m pretty sure everyone else was in cocktail dresses or suits! But nobody said anything; it was fine. I think it’s a place where you *couldTravel Stay Guides
