Bali Bliss: Unbelievable Ubud Suite w/ Royal Palace Terrace!
Bali Bliss: Unbelievable Ubud Suite…and My Unexpected Breakdown (in the Best Way Possible!)
Okay, folks, buckle up. Because "review" doesn't even begin to cover what I'm about to unleash about Bali Bliss: Unbelievable Ubud Suite w/ Royal Palace Terrace! I'm talking a full-blown, emotional, slightly unhinged descent into paradise. Think Eat, Pray, Love… but with more questionable choices and a whole lot more "OMG, this is incredible!" moments.
First, a disclaimer: I went in expecting Instagram-perfect perfection. I left a changed person, slightly sunburnt, and utterly, irrevocably in love with this place. And truthfully, that was a bit of a surprise.
The Suite & The View – Prepare to Drool (Seriously)
Let's start with the obvious selling point: the "Royal Palace Terrace." I mean, the name alone…! And the reality? Forget royalty, I felt like I’d ascended to god-like status. Picture this: waking up, bleary-eyed, and stumbling onto a private terrace that overlooks a working royal palace! Seriously. A working royal palace. The view is breathtaking, postcard-worthy, everything you could ever imagine. It's so beautiful, and the sound of the gamelan music wafted over the terrace. I swear, I choked up the first morning. Like, actual tears. And not just because I hadn’t had my coffee yet.
Then, there's the suite itself. Absolutely dreamy. All the usual suspects: air conditioning (thank goodness, a must in Bali), blackout curtains (essential for those all-important afternoon naps), Wi-Fi that actually works (thank you, Lord), and a seriously comfy bed. I just loved the way the whole place was done. Like. The artwork. The little touches. I could stay in that room forever.
Accessibility & Safety – Peace of Mind & Practical Stuff (Important!)
Look, I'm not a wheelchair user, but I always appreciate a place that thinks about everyone. Now, on the accessibility front… this is where things get a little less perfect. Facilities for disabled guests are available, which sounds promising. But this is where I got to say that one has to inquire. The elevator is super small. The restaurant and the hotel are in different places, and one has to walk to the restaurants and lounge, and it's a little hilly.
But on the safety front? Top marks. They take cleanliness seriously. Daily disinfection, anti-viral cleaning products, hand sanitizer everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocols. Even without worrying about COVID, it's just…comforting. And the 24-hour security? Absolute gold. Feeling safe is the best.
Things to do – Beyond Just Lazing About (Yeah, Right!)
Okay, so I did a little lazing. A lot, actually. But Bali Bliss offers more than just the aforementioned terrace (which, let's be honest, is enough).
- Relaxation Central: Spa? Oh yes. Sauna? Check. Steamroom? You betcha. I did a body scrub and a body wrap. Bliss. Pure, unadulterated bliss. The pool with a view? Amazing. The massage? I practically levitated. I definitely recommend it.
- Fitness Fanatic? There’s a fitness center. I peeked in. It had equipment. I went back to the terrace.
- Culinary Adventures:
- Dining, Drinking, & Snacking: The restaurants are amazing! I loved the international cuisine, but the Asian breakfast? Chef's kiss. The coffee shop is also really great! Everything has just a gorgeous appearance! And happy hour. I indulged in a few too many cocktails, honestly.
- Getting to and Fro:
- Cars and Such: On-site parking. Airport transfer is available. I recommend the taxi service.
- Convenience is key and this hotel is prepared.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter
This is where Bali Bliss really shines. They've thought of everything:
- The Essentials: Daily housekeeping is flawless. Laundry service, dry cleaning, ironing service – all available.
- Connectivity: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms (praise be!), plus LAN internet if you're feeling old-school. Internet services available.
- The Extras: A concierge who can arrange anything. Currency exchange, a baby sitting service, a gift/souvenir shop. Heck, there's even a smoke detector.
Food, Glorious Food – My Stomach's Appreciation Post
The food situation at Bali Bliss is…well, let’s just say my waistline wasn't thrilled. But my taste buds? They threw a party.
- Breakfast: The buffet is epic. But honestly, I’m partial to the in-room breakfast. Waking up on that terrace with coffee, fresh fruit and a delicious omlette was simply perfect.
- Beyond Breakfast: The restaurants offer everything. International cuisine, Asian cuisine, vegetarian options. They have a coffee shop, a snack bar, and, bless their hearts, a poolside bar. And the room service? Available 24/7. (I may have had a late-night snack or two…or three…)
For the Kids (and the Young at Heart)
Bali Bliss is family-friendly, with kids facilities and babysitting services.
Things That Could Be Slightly Better
Look, this is me being super nitpicky, because truly, I loved the place.
- Limited Accessibility: Again, for folks with mobility issues, I'd recommend contacting them before booking to clarify accessibility options.
- The Price Tag: It's not the cheapest option in Ubud. But honestly, the experience justifies the cost.
The Verdict: Book It. Seriously. Stop Reading and Book It Now!
Look, I'm a cynical New Yorker. I don't gush. But Bali Bliss: Unbelievable Ubud Suite w/ Royal Palace Terrace!? It's magical. It's transformative. It's the kind of place that makes you want to throw your phone in the ocean and just…be.
My Unsolicited Advice (aka, The Offer You Can't Refuse):
Book the Ubud Suite. Book it now. Don't wait. Don't hesitate. Do it before someone else snatches your slice of paradise. And when you get there, promise me you'll do these things:
- Wake up on that terrace at sunrise. Just do it. Thank me later.
- Get a massage. Seriously. Don't be a hero. Just relax.
- Try everything on the breakfast buffet. Even the stuff you think you won't like.
- Embrace the chaos. Let go of your to-do list. Let go of your worries. Just be.
You'll thank me later. You might even cry (happy tears, of course). Bali Bliss isn't just a hotel; it's an experience. And it's an experience you need to have. Now go forth and bliss out!
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Bali Bliss (and Brutality): My Ubud Adventure (As It Unfolded)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your glossy travel brochure. This is me, post-Bali, slightly sunburnt, perpetually caffeinated, and ready to spill the travel tea. My goal? To experience the "Eat, Pray, Love" version of myself… while simultaneously trying not to accidentally eat something that would land me in a Balinese hospital. Wish me luck.
Day 1: Arrival and the Initial "Wow!"
- Morning: Flight from… well, let's just say "far away." The flight itself was a blurry mess of airplane food and questionable in-flight entertainment. Arrived in Denpasar. The humidity hit me like a physical blow! Instantly plastered my hair to my forehead. Brilliant start.
- Afternoon: The airport was… chaotic. Think a beautiful, fragrant, slightly overwhelming chaos. Found my driver (thank god for pre-booked transfers, especially when you're jet-lagged and your brain is currently running on "fuzz"). The drive to Ubud was a sensory overload - scooters whizzing by, vibrant colours everywhere, the air thick with incense and… well, other less pleasant smells that I’m choosing to blame on local poultry.
- Late Afternoon: The Amazing Suite Reveal. I get to the hotel. Oh. My. GOD. The suite? More like a freaking palace. Forget "Eat, Pray, Love," I'm pretty sure I've accidentally stumbled into "Live Like a Deity, Possibly Become One." The terrace? The view of the rice paddies? I almost cried. I actually did cry a little from sheer, unadulterated joy. That feeling lasted, oh, maybe 20 minutes before the exhaustion of travel hit.
- Evening: Wandered around the hotel, taking it all in. Stumbled upon the pool and thought, "Right, that's where I'm spending the next few days." Dinner at the hotel restaurant. The food was… okay. Nothing to write home about (apart from the fact that I'm currently writing this, of course). Fell asleep at 8 pm. Jet lag is a cruel mistress.
Day 2: Temple Tromps and Monkey Mayhem
- Morning: Woke up feeling… surprisingly good! Sun salutations on the terrace, overlooking my rice paddy kingdom. I'm basically a yoga influencer at this point… in my head. Breakfast was a delightful mess of fresh fruit and strong coffee. Needed that coffee because…
- Morning: Trip to Tirta Empul Temple. Okay, guys, confession time: I’m not a religious guru. I'm more of a "slightly awkward tourist who doesn’t always know the proper etiquette" type. Got my sarong on (thankfully I didn't accidentally flash anyone), and waded into the sacred spring water. The water's cold, invigorating, cleansing, and… teeming with people. It was beautiful, powerful, and also slightly stressful. But hey, I got blessed! (Fingers crossed it wipes away the bad karma of my questionable air travel habits.)
- Afternoon: The Sacred Monkey Forest Sanctuary. The. Monkeys. Are. EVERYWHERE. And surprisingly, not at all shy. Saw one steal a woman's sunglasses (classic). My food bag was practically bouncing off the ground as I held it in my hand. I had to become a ninja with my bag, but I actually loved it. I was scared but happy
- Evening: Dinner at a warung (local restaurant). Found a small, hidden place that was divine. I ate so much Gado-Gado that I thought I might actually become a vegetable. Learned my first few words of Balinese. My pronunciation? Horrendous. My enthusiasm? Unmatched.
Day 3: Rice Terraces and a Touch of Tourist Trauma
- Morning: Tegalalang Rice Terraces. Ok, this is the Instagram dream come to life. Stunning doesn't even begin to cover it. I spent hours just wandering through the rice paddies, snapping pictures (mostly of myself, because, vanity). Found a sweet little cafe nestled amongst the rice paddies, which was amazing!
- Afternoon: Ubud Market. Here's where things got a little… intense. The market itself is a vibrant explosion of colours, textiles, and… relentless bartering. I am not a bartering pro. I got ripped off on a scarf. But hey, the scarf is pretty. Trying to embrace the "it's a learning experience" mentality.
- Evening: A cooking class! This was awesome! I learned to make some Balinese dishes, and actually, they turned out… edible! No hospitalizations. Small victory.
Day 4: Spa Sensations and Existential Dread
- Morning: Spa Day! Okay, this is what "Eat, Pray, Love" is all about, right? Massages. Flowers. Relaxation. It was heavenly. (The only problem was that I kept giggling out loud because I got ticklish while the masseuse was working on my feet.)
- Afternoon: Trying to be a spiritual, calm, human, I decided to visit Saraswati Temple. I sat there looking at this amazing temple and realized that I have an existential question: do I like the feeling of being happy? Because it's new to me.
- Evening: Dinner and live music. The music was beautiful, the setting was perfect. I ordered a Bintang, my new favorite thing.
Day 5: Saying Goodbye (and Plotting a Return)
- Morning: One last breakfast on the terrace, staring at the rice paddies. Trying to soak it all in. Honestly, I didn't want to leave.
- Afternoon: Checkout. The dreaded airport journey. The traffic was awful.
- Evening: Goodbye to Bali.
Final Thoughts:
This trip? Absolutely, gloriously, imperfectly amazing. I experienced moments of pure bliss, a few moments of terror, a whole lot of laughter, and enough food to fuel a small army. I got a tan, I got lost, I got ripped off, I made new friends, got attacked by monkeys, and I learned… well, not much about "love." But I learned a lot about myself, and my ability to survive in a completely unfamiliar environment. And that, my friends, is a win. Bali, you beautiful, chaotic, unforgettable place, I will be back. Just promise me you'll keep the monkeys under control, and the food reasonably safe, next time.
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Bali Bliss: Unbelievable Ubud Suite w/ Royal Palace Terrace! - FAQs (Because Let's Be Real, You Have Questions!)
Alright, alright, alright. So you're thinking of booking the Ubud Suite with the Royal Palace Terrace, huh? Smart move, my friend. Smart. Move. But let's be honest, you've got questions. I did. Loads. Here's the lowdown, straight from someone who's been there, done that, and almost lost their dang mind to the sheer beauty of it all.
Okay, Big Question: Is the View REALLY as Good as the Pictures?
Ugh, that's the million-dollar question, isn't it? And the answer? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! The pictures? Bless their hearts. They don't even TOUCH the reality. Seriously, I nearly burst into tears the first time I walked out onto that terrace. I'm not kidding. Ugly cry. The lush green of the rice paddies just… stretches forever. It's like the island is breathing right there in front of you. You can almost smell the frangipani from up there. Almost. (Actually, sometimes you *do* smell it. Bliss.)
I remember I was wandering aimlessly around the terrace, just… taking it all in. And some other guests came out, and started snapping. Which is fine. But then they were like, "Yeah it's pretty good." *Pretty* good? Seriously? I wanted to tackle them. I wanted to scream, "THIS IS LIFE! This is what you've been working for!!!" Maybe I need to work on my reactions. But anyway. The view? It's breathtaking. Absolutely, and ridiculously breathtaking. Get ready.
Is it Actually *In* the Royal Palace?
No. It is NOT directly in the palace, but it's *right next to it*. And by "right next to it," I mean, like, you could probably lob a mango (or a perfectly ripe durian, if you're feeling brave) over the wall. The proximity is fantastic. You’re close enough to feel the history and the spiritual energy, but you still have your own private, luxurious sanctuary. Win-win!
One morning, I woke up to the sound of the gamelan orchestra practicing. The sound drifted on this like a dream. And for the first time in my life, I felt completely and blissfully present. It was, genuinely, a spiritual experience. I still get goosebumps thinking about it.
What are the Rooms like? (Besides that Ridiculous Terrace, Obviously)
The rooms! Ah, yes. The rooms. Okay, so the terrace is the star, let's be real. But the rooms themselves are gorgeous. The decor is Balinese chic – think rich woods, flowing fabrics, and enough intricate carvings to make your head spin in a good way. The bed? Oh, the bed. It's like sleeping on a cloud made of silk and dreams.
I’m a bit of a mess when it comes to packing. I forgot my travel adapter. The horror! Thankfully, the front desk had a spare. Crisis averted. But seriously, the rooms are large and luxurious. I was so happy to come back to what I felt for almost a week as, my personal oasis.
Is the Staff Nice? 'Cause That Matters.
Oh. My. Goodness. The staff. They are angels disguised as earthly beings. Seriously. They are the absolute definition of Balinese hospitality. They're genuinely kind, helpful, and always smiling. They remember your name, your coffee order, and even your preferred towel-folding style (okay, maybe not that last one, but they’re *close*).
I remember one day, I had a minor… incident… involving a rogue mosquito and a particularly itchy bite. (Don't ask.) The staff, without me even uttering a word, brought me some soothing balm and a cold compress. Seriously. I felt like a queen. They are the best.
Honestly, a lot of places claim to put the customer first, but in Ubud, it's a flat-out truth. The service is impeccable. They are truly delightful.
What About Food? Can I Get Room Service, or Should I Learn Indonesian?
Room service? Yes, absolutely! And it's divine. You can get everything from traditional Balinese dishes to Western classics. Don’t know Indonesian? They speak pretty good English, and the menu is in English too. You'll be fine!
The breakfast on the terrace? Oh, man. You absolutely *must* order the fruit platter. It’s an explosion of freshness and bright colors. You could spend all afternoon nibbling those slices and be incredibly happy. And the coffee? Strong and delicious, just the way I like it.
Is it Noisy? Traffic? Monkeys? What's the Deal?
Okay, this is where I get real. Ubud can be… lively. The main streets, and the streets leading into the hotel, can have some traffic. You might hear some motorbikes buzzing by. But honestly? On the terrace, with that view? It fades away. The sounds of the city become this sort of distant hum.
As for monkeys… I didn't see any getting into my room. But you're in Bali. Monkeys are *everywhere*. It's part of the whole Bali experience. They're cute, but keep your sunglasses and snacks close. I did, however, have a family of geckos living somewhere in the walls, who would be a constant source of entertainment. They’re harmless and a great little natural insect control too!
Is There a Pool?
Yes! There is a lovely pool, tucked away and surrounded by lush greenery. I took a dip. It’s clean, cool, and perfect for a post-terrace-view-induced-swooning cool-down. It's a beautiful place to relax when you're not busy staring at the view.
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