Unbelievable Hotel Estacao 101: Your Brusque, Brazil Getaway Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because you're about to get the real deal on the Unbelievable Hotel Estacao 101 in Brusque, Brazil. Forget those sterile, perfect hotel reviews – this is going to be a chaotic, honest, and occasionally hilarious plunge. Prepare yourself for some stream-of-consciousness rambling, because, honestly, that's how I remember my travel experiences. And, spoiler alert: "Unbelievable" is… well, let's just say the jury's still out.
First Impressions & the Arrival Shuffle:
Right, so Brusque. Never been to Brusque before. I'm picturing a quaint, possibly dusty, Brazilian town. The hotel… well, the name promises "Unbelievable." Bold. Very bold. Getting there was, as usual, a trek. Thank God for airport transfers – because after a red-eye, the last thing you need is the local bus. The hotel boasts a whole bunch of ways to get around (airport transfers, car park, taxi service, valet parking, car power charging station), so that's already a good start. They also have CCTV in common areas & outside, which made me feel a little safer, I guess. Always a win in a new place. There's a 24-hour front desk, doorman and security too, plus facilities for disabled guests and an elevator. So, yeah, pretty accessible, which is great for anyone with mobility issues.
The Room – My Temporary Fortress:
Okay, the room. Now, this is where things get interesting. Remember that "Unbelievable" promise? Well, it wasn't entirely… unbelievable. It was a room. It had a bed. It had air conditioning (thank the heavens, because Brazil is HOT). They offer Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. That's a lot of stuff, right? I was particularly excited about the blackout curtains because, jet lag. The Wi-Fi [free]… well, more on that later. I also appreciated the additional toilet in my room.
The bed was comfortable. Thank God. The slippers were a nice touch. The free bottled water saved me from the dehydration death spiral. But… and this is a big but… the décor was a little… dated? Let's call it “charmingly retro.” It wasn't bad, just not what I'd expect from something calling itself "Unbelievable.” They do have non-smoking rooms, too, a must for me.
Cleanliness & Safety – The COVID-19 Conundrum:
Okay, big points for the hotel on this front. In the current climate, cleanliness is HUGE. They had Anti-viral cleaning products. They had Daily disinfection in common areas. They offered Room sanitization opt-out available. They have Rooms sanitized between stays, they had Hand sanitizer everywhere. Staff were trained in safety protocol. They have a First aid kit on hand. There's Hot water linen and laundry washing. They had Individually-wrapped food options. They have a Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. They used Professional-grade sanitizing services. They have Safe dining setup. They used Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. Shared stationery removed. They use Sterilizing equipment. They even have a Hygiene certification. HUGE. Massive comfort level.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Blunder):
Alright, the food. This, my friends, is where things got a little… complicated. They have EVERYTHING! A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant. Seriously, it's like a culinary explosion.
The breakfast buffet was… well, a buffet. Perfectly fine, nothing to write home about. But the coffee. Oh, the coffee. I'm a coffee snob, I admit it. And the in-room coffee maker… well, let's just say it needed some serious love, or at least a better filter. They do offer Breakfast in room and Breakfast takeaway service, which is great for those who need to be up and at 'em.
The poolside bar was a lifesaver. Cold drinks, beautiful view, even if the pool itself was a little chilly. There's a Vegetarian restaurant which is an excellent offering.
Things to Do (or, a Leisurely Meander):
Okay, so, Brusque isn't exactly Ibiza. But that’s okay! They have a Swimming pool [outdoor], a Pool with view, and a Fitness center. They also have a Spa, a Spa/sauna, and a Steamroom! And a Sauna, too! I mean, that's a lot of options for relaxing. I didn't try the body scrub or body wrap, not really my thing, but hey, options, right?
Internet – The Wi-Fi Saga:
Right, the internet. They advertise Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Fantastic, right? Except… it was a bit flaky. Sometimes blazing speed, sometimes dial-up. I needed to do some work. The Wi-Fi was not my friend. But they do have Internet access – LAN (which I didn't use). And Internet Services. So, maybe bring a hotspot, just in case.
The "Unbelievable" Verdict:
So, back to the big question: Is the Unbelievable Hotel Estacao 101 truly "Unbelievable"? Well, honestly, it's not a bad hotel. It's clean, the staff are friendly, and the location is convenient. The food is decent, and they are taking COVID protocols seriously. It's a perfectly okay hotel. But "Unbelievable?" Nah. Not quite.
The Upsides:
- Cleanliness & safety: Top marks, especially given the current climate.
- Accessibility: Solid for those with mobility issues.
- Location: Good for exploring Brusque, whatever that entails.
- Plenty of options: A gazillion restaurants, pools, and services.
The Downsides:
- Wi-Fi: Can be unreliable.
- Décor: Could do with a refresh.
- "Unbelievable" Promise: Might set expectations a little too high.
Final Thoughts:
Would I stay here again? Yeah, probably. Especially given the price point. It's a decent, comfortable base for exploring Brusque. But if the hotel's going to call itself "Unbelievable," they need to up their game. Maybe invest in some better coffee and stronger Wi-Fi? And maybe, just maybe, adjust the décor slightly.
My Quirky Anecdote:
I remember the first night, after flying for 14 hours. I was exhausted. I ordered room service, a burger. It was… fine. But then the power went out. In the entire hotel. I ended up eating my burger by the light of my iPhone. And you know what? It was kind of… unforgettable. Like, in a genuinely, slightly chaotic, Brazilian kind of way.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my Brusque, Brazil adventure, Hotel Estacao 101 edition! This ain't no glossy brochure itinerary, honey. This is the real, sweaty, slightly-hungover deal.
Day 1: Arrival and Initial Bewilderment
- 1:00 PM: Arrived at Hercílio Luz International Airport in Florianópolis. Oh. My. Goodness. The humidity hit me like a wall of warm soup. Instantly regretting my choice of a black linen shirt. (Note to self: Pack smarter, less dramatic.) The drive to Brusque was… well, let's say the scenery was mostly green. And the driving style? Let's just say Brazilian drivers seem to subscribe to the philosophy of "every lane is my lane." Got to the hotel around 3, super excited. First impression of Hotel Estacao 101? Kinda quirky in a charming way. The lobby had a weird (but fascinating) collection of antique clocks. Already feeling a little disoriented so I can't wait to check in.
- 3:30 PM: Check-in. Delightful, the staff were super friendly. The room? Clean, spacious, and thankfully, had air conditioning. (Praise be.) The view overlooked… a busy street. But hey, at least I could people-watch!
- 4:00 PM: Wandered around Brusque to get my bearings. Found a bakery. Ate like a ravenous beast. Tried the pão de queijo - absolutely divine. Got lost. Enjoyed it!
- 6:00 PM: Decided to head back to the hotel, but got lost on the way. Seriously, how did I miss that turn? Ended up at a random restaurant, which thankfully, served Caipirinhas. Crisis averted.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant. The food was… interesting. A lot of meat. Like, a lot. Wonder if I should become a vegan - Nah!
- 9:30 PM: Crawled back to my room, full of food and a strange sense of being simultaneously exhilarated and completely jet lagged. Fell asleep immediately, only to be woken by the street noises at 2 AM, a cat and a truck.
Day 2: Textile Territory and a Near Disaster
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. The coffee was strong, which was necessary.
- 9:00 AM: Brusque is known for textiles, so off to the shopping district. Prepare yourself. Shopping is the word, a shopping fever is running through my veins.
- 10:00 AM - 2:00 PM: Okay, this is where things got a little… intense. Textile heaven? Or textile hell? More like a crowded market. So much fabric, clothes, and the store owners' attention! Started out with this idea of buying a beautiful, classic dress. I quickly realized that I would never find the perfect dress. After a few hours, I had a dizzy headache and a pair of pants. My patience evaporated somewhere between the fifth "Can I help you, Madame?" and the 50th sequined top.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch. Needed fuel after that shopping expedition. Found a tiny café with the best pastel in the entire universe.
- 3:00 PM: Decided to venture out of the textile district to visit a park or something. Got lost again. This time, I ended up on a tiny, winding road that looked suspiciously like the beginning of a horror movie. Briefly considered turning around, but my inner adventurer (or maybe my stubbornness) prevailed.
- 3:30 PM: The road led to a viewpoint! The view of the city of Brusque was absolutely breathtaking. All this effort was worth it.
- 5:00 PM: Tried to find my way back to the hotel using Google Maps. Almost drove onto a sidewalk. Maybe, just maybe, I'm not the world's greatest navigator. Also, I almost ran out of gas. That was terrifying. I arrived back to the hotel safely!
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Food was good. Nothing special.
- 8:30 PM: Sat on the balcony. The lights of Brusque twinkled below. Realized that even though I got lost, was a bit overwhelmed by the shopping, and had a near-death automotive experience, I was having a good time. Started feeling quite content, which might have been the Caipirinha kicking in again.
Day 3: Recovery and Farewell
- 9:00 AM: Sleep in! Glorious sleep-in! The thought of packing, traveling and everything else scared me, so I decided to enjoy this last day without any thoughts.
- 10:00 AM: Decided to check the hotel gym (just to say I did). The gym was small, but functional.
- 11:00 AM: Check-out. Said goodbye to the super friendly staff. Promised myself I'd learn some Portuguese before I came back.
- 11:30 AM: Hit the road for the airport.
- 1:00 PM: Arrived at the airport.
- 3:00 PM: Boarded the plane.
- 4:00 PM: Landed back home.
Final Thoughts:
Brusque, you lovely, slightly chaotic, textile-filled gem. Hotel Estacao 101, you charmingly quirky home base. The memories? The food? The almost-disasters? Priceless. Will I be back? Absolutely. Next time, I'm packing a better map, a bigger suitcase, and a lot more patience. And maybe, if I'm lucky, I'll actually speak more than two words of Portuguese. Até logo, Brasil! (See you later, Brazil!)
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So, What *Is* This All About, Anyway? (Beyond the Obvious, I Mean)
Ugh, good question. Honestly? I'm not entirely sure *I* know the answer. It's like... a digital dumping ground for thoughts and experiences, I guess? Things that are, you know, *in my head* and therefore must escape. It's like my brain's gotta sneeze, only the sneeze is in text form. Maybe it's therapy? Okay, definitely NOT therapy, but I'm trying to make sense of the world, and maybe… *maybe*… someone else will find something useful within the chaos. Probably not. Who am I kidding?
Why *This* Format? Why an FAQ? Is This Like… A Gimmick?
Gimmick? Well, it *could* be. Thing is, I'm terrible at writing essays. Seriously. Remember those high school papers? Horror stories. But questions? I can do questions. It feels less… pressured. Plus, I can get away with rambling a bit more without people giving me side-eye. You know, like I'm doing *right now*. It's like… permission to be a slightly disorganized, overthinking mess. Which, let's be honest, is pretty much my default setting. And the whole schema thing? Don't ask. I'm still learning, and it's probably badly implemented. But hey, at least it *looks* official, right?
What's the Deal with All the Random Digressions? It's… Distracting.
Look, here’s the thing. My brain is like a caffeinated squirrel on an obstacle course built of glitter. One minute I'm thinking about the meaning of life, the next I'm contemplating the socio-economic implications of the price of avocados. And then BAM! A memory of that time I accidentally wore two different shoes to a job interview. True story, by the way. It was humiliating. (And yes, I still think about it. A lot.) So, yeah, if you want laser-focused, tightly-wound prose, you’re in the wrong place. Embrace the chaos, or… well, maybe just close the tab. No hard feelings. But don't expect me to change. My brain won't let me.
What's the Biggest Mistake You've Ever Made? (And, Like, How Did You Recover?)
Oh, that's a loaded question. Choosing ONE? Impossible. I’ve made so many spectacular blunders; it's almost a talent. Okay, okay, one sticks out: a colossal career misstep. I took a job… let's just say it was a terrible fit. Toxic environment, soul-crushing tasks, the works. I stayed way too long; a year. Every day was agony. I remember staring at the ceiling, wondering what the heck I was even doing. The recovery? Slowly, painfully, and with a lot of ramen noodles and bad reality TV. I eventually *quit*. Actually quitting. I walked out mid-day. Best. Decision. Ever. It took a long time to rebuild my confidence, and I still have nightmares about that place. But learning to recognize my own worth? Priceless. So, if I had to sum it up… don't be afraid to jump. Literally. And figuratively. It does suck in the beginning. But trust me, it can get better. And you will learn a lot about yourself.
What Are You *Really* Passionate About? Aside from rambling, obvi.
Okay, okay, deep breath. Aside from the obvious love of overthinking and the existential dread that comes with existing? Okay. I love... well... things that make me feel *something*. Reading a damn good book, the kind that makes you forget to eat. Or a sunset so beautiful it physically hurts. Or... wait for it... *helping people*. (Eep, did I just say that?). Ok, maybe I’m being mushy. But seeing someone finally *get* something, achieve a goal, overcome a challenge… that's pretty darn cool. And yes, I'm aware how cliché that sounds. And that's why I won't say “making the world a better place". I think. I just love helping people.
What Keeps You Up at Night? The Worries, I Mean.
The usual suspects, really. Am I doing enough? Am I screwing up my life? The usual. Is the world going to hell in a handbasket? I have to remember to buy… um… milk. The really big ones are… feeling like I'm not good enough, and the, yikes, not a fan, *fear of being alone*. (Shut up, brain!). That last one… Ugh, it’s a doozy. I overthink that one. And… and… the fact that one day, we're all going to… well, you know. Terrifying, right? I should stop thinking about that. See? Now I’m stuck.
How Do You Deal With… Well, Everything?
Oh, the big question. *Gestures wildly*. Honestly? Poorly, sometimes. Wine. Chocolate. Lots and lots of walks in nature, complaining to my best friend (she's a saint). And… trying to remember that everyone else is kinda winging it too. We're all just stumbling around in the dark, hoping to find the light switch. Also, I try to focus on the little things. A good cup of coffee. A hilarious meme. The feeling of sunshine on my face. Those tiny moments… they make the chaos bearable. And then I come back online, and the chaos continues. But at least there is coffee.
What's the Most Annoying Thing About Being… You?
The overthinking. Seriously. The constant mental chatter. It's exhausting. And the self-doubt. The relentless inner critic. That voice that whispers, "You're not good enough." It’s a real jerk, that voice. And now, I guess, the fact that I’m sharing all this with everyone. *Facepalm*. Oops.
Is There Anything You Want to Add? Any Final Thoughts?
Yeah. Don't be afraid to be messy. Don't be afraid to fail. And, for the love of all that is holyRoam And Rests
