Johannesburg's Hottest Apartment: Unit 1512 at The Franklin Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into Unit 1512 at The Franklin. Forget those sterile, corporate hotel reviews – this is going to be a rollercoaster of honest, messy, and hopefully, hilarious observations. Prepare to question everything you thought you knew about luxury.
SEO-Fuelled Ramblings (Because We Gotta, Right?)
This isn't just an apartment, it's an EXPERIENCE. We're talking Johannesburg apartment, luxury accommodation, The Franklin apartments, Unit 1512, EVERYTHING. (Sorry, I can’t help myself, it's the SEO monster inside). We'll hit Accessibility, Wheelchair accessibility, Wi-Fi, Fitness center, Spa, Restaurants, Facilities for disabled guests, Non-smoking rooms, and all that jazzy stuff later. But first… the VIBE.
The Vibe Check: First Impressions and Unfiltered Truths
Okay, so… stepping into The Franklin is like entering a movie set. That polished, almost too-perfect kind of place. The lobby gleams, the staff are impeccably dressed – you instantly feel a little underdressed in your travel-worn jeans.
Accessibility: Right off the bat, blessedly good. Elevators everywhere, ramps aplenty. The Franklin gets it. (I appreciate a hotel that doesn't make you navigate a maze of impossible stairs with a suitcase).
Check-in/out [express]: Fast. Efficient. Almost too fast? I barely had time to admire my reflection in the giant, impossibly clean windows before I was whisked up to Unit 1512.
Unit 1512: The Promised Land or a Luxury Cage?
Let's be real. I was EXCITED. Hype-train chugging full speed ahead. Then I opened the door… and was a bit… underwhelmed. Now, don’t misunderstand – it’s gorgeous. Seriously. The views? Jaw-dropping. The sleek, modern design? Definitely Instagrammable.
Available in all rooms: Air conditioning? Check. Wi-Fi (free)? Double-check! The essentials are there, and they work. The real test is the strength of the Wi-Fi. Because let's face it, we're all addicted. I had a few stumbles with connecting to it (more on that later), so I’m rating it a 8.5/10.
Rooms sanitized between stays: Good to know, even though I'd probably scrub the place with a toothbrush myself after the flight.
Internet access – wireless: Okay, so the Wi-Fi in the room was mostly reliable. There were a couple of moments when the connection sputtered, and I started cursing my Zoom call schedule. But hey, what's a little digital purgatory in the grand scheme of things? 7/10.
Coffee/tea maker: Essential for surviving jet lag. Saved my sanity. My saving Grace.
Air conditioning: Necessary, given Jo’burg’s temperamental weather. Thank goodness.
Internet [LAN]: I couldn't find a LAN connection. Probably because I’m technologically challenged.
Bathroom: Gorgeous. Huge. But, and this is a me thing, I could never get the shower temperature right. One moment it's arctic, the next you're practically boiling lobsters. I’m just not good at it.
Bed: Comfortable. Clean. I slept like a log (after finally adjusting the shower temperature.
The Amenities Gauntlet: Spa Day Dreams… And Reality
- Spa: Yes. Luxurious. I fantasized about a body wrap, a massage, the whole shebang. But, the prices were… aspirational. I got the feeling I'd be paying more for ambiance than actual pampering. So I chickened out.
- Pool with view: Stunning. Seriously, the pictures don't do it justice. But, and here's the kicker. I had a major emotional breakdown on the poolside. Let’s just say: the water was cold, and I was missing home.
- Fitness center: Looked impressive. I may have glanced inside… from a safe distance. Okay, I didn't step foot in it. I got my exercise hauling my luggage around.
Food Glorious Food (Or, the Restaurant Rundown)
- Restaurants: The Franklin has some decent options. There is no vegetarian restaurant listed, though I managed to get some good veggie options.
- Room service [24-hour]: Bless you, room service. Perfect for those late-night snack attacks when you’re wrestling with jet lag. I ordered a mountain of fries at 3 am, and I have zero regrets.
- Coffee shop: The coffee was good, but I still felt a yearning for my usual.
The "Things to Do" & "Ways to Relax" Section (or, Adventures in Laziness)
- Fitness center: I'm still unsure whether I've been to a fitness center!
- Spa: See above. Still dreamin'.
- Massage: Didn't happen. See above.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: See above. Emotional breakdown.
Cleanliness and Safety: Because We're All a Little Germaphobic Now
Anti-viral cleaning products: Yep, saw the evidence.
Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. It's a new normal.
Rooms sanitized between stays: Reassuring.
Staff trained in safety protocol: They seemed to know their stuff. Getting Around:
Airport transfer: Pricy.
Car park [on-site]: Convenient. The Details: Bits and Bobs
Safety deposit boxes: Always a good idea.
Elevator: Essential, if you plan on staying above the lobby.
Daily housekeeping: My room was always sparkly clean.
Luggage storage: Helpful.
The Verdict: Is Unit 1512 Worth it?
Look, Unit 1512 is genuinely a lovely place. The views alone are worth the price. If you want a luxurious, convenient base for exploring Johannesburg, you won't be disappointed. But, and here’s the honest truth: it's not a place that truly wows you. It’s polished, professional, and a little… predictable. It lacks a certain spark. A touch of chaos. But hey, maybe that’s exactly what you want in a hotel.
My Recommendation: You SHOULD stay here. But…
Book Unit 1512 if you're after an impeccably clean, well-appointed, and conveniently located apartment in Johannesburg. It is worth the cost for the amenities, the view, and the location.
Here’s the pitch, because that’s what they pay me for:
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Imagine waking up to breathtaking city views, enjoying a leisurely breakfast, and then diving into the heart of Jo'burg's vibrant energy. With our incredible amenities, this apartment offers everything:
- Unbeatable Location: Perfect for exploring cultural hotspots, business hubs, and everything in between!
- Unparalleled Comfort: Spacious, stylish, and designed for your ultimate relaxation.
- Top-Tier Amenities: From the stunning pool to the convenient restaurants, we have everything you need.
- Cleanliness and Safety: We're committed to your well-being.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your sanitized, pre-packaged travel brochure itinerary. This is ME, in Johannesburg, possibly unraveling a bit, and you're along for the glorious, messy ride. We’re living that Luxe Inner City Living at The Franklin, Unit 1512 life (or at least, trying to). Here’s the absolutely bonkers plan, with a healthy dose of my unfiltered commentary:
Day 1: Arrival & Altitude Adjustment (aka, Surviving the Jet Lag Apocalypse)
- 6:00 AM (ish) - Landing & Luggage Labyrinth: Touchdown at OR Tambo International. Okay, this is where my inner control freak usually kicks in and says, "Be organized!". Buuut, nah. Let's be real. It's chaos. The airport is HUGE, my brain is mush (thank you, red-eye flight!), and I swear, every single bag looks exactly the same. Finally, after a minor existential crisis with a rogue suitcase that might have been mine, managed to find my ride.
- Quirky Observation: Did you know airport fluorescent lighting is designed to make everyone look the same shade of deathly pale? Just me? Okay.
- 7:30 AM - The Franklin, Oh My God, The Franklin! After a taxi ride (traffic, which I’m already learning is Johannesburg's signature move) finally arrive at The Franklin. Wow. Just wow. They weren’t kidding about "luxe." The lobby is all sleek lines and polished surfaces. Unit 1512? Elevators, fancy keys… Feels like I'm in a Bond film. Though, I'm more of a "stumbles out of bed, hair a mess" type, so… it's an adjustment. I love the balcony view. And the kitchen is gorgeous. My first thought? Coffee. Lots and lots of coffee.
- 9:00 AM - Coffee, Crackers, and the Couch. The jet lag is hitting hard. Scavenged for the coffee maker. Found tea, not coffee. After a minute of mental meltdown "what will i do???", after a moment of panic-buying, thankfully, found a jar of instant coffee granules. Ah, the life-force of a traveler. Fuelled by the caffeine, crashing on the oversized couch, and watching whatever's on the local TV. I feel I am slowly returning to reality.
- Emotional Reaction: Relief. Utter, beautiful relief. And a growing sense of anticipation. This place is mine, at least for now. This is… a good start.
- 1:00 PM - Brazen Shopping Spree to Supermarket. Still dazed, but with a mission. Need groceries and snacks! Hit the supermarket. This is where I learn about South African snacks. Biltong, anyone? And those biscuits. Obsessed with the chocolate selection. The variety of chocolates is beyond amazing I am in heaven.
- Anecdote: Got completely turned around in the cereal aisle (first world problem, I know). Ended up buying a box of something called "jungle oats" purely because the box had a picture of a VERY happy zebra. I'm weak.
- 3:00 PM - Collapse, Nap, Regret… Not Really: Took a long, glorious nap. Woke up feeling marginally less like a zombie. Now I'm reevaluating the entire day. Did I eat enough protein? Probably not. Should I have ordered room service? Definitely. Am I already behind on the "experiencing Johannesburg" thing? Almost certainly. Do I care? Nope. Still in the "luxury" of the unit, just happy for this space.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner at the Unit. I am the chef. I am a failure. I ordered Chinese, it's not THAT bad.
- Messy Ramble: The apartment itself is incredible. The whole point is, in this city you are supposed to go out and see the sights and I am not. I'm supposed to "be" somewhere. I would need to have a plan in order to go out. And right now? I'm just happy to be indoors, and not being attacked by a swarm of mosquitos. I can breathe.
Day 2: Culture Shock & City Scrapes
- 8:00 AM - Coffee, Balcony Bliss, and a Deep Breath: Coffee overlooking the city. It's a beautiful thing (even if I still can't find decent coffee)
- Opinionated Language: Honestly, the view alone is worth the price of the apartment. So much to see.
- 9:30 AM - Constitution Hill: Headed to Constitution Hill, a historical site, to understand the city's past and present. Saw the old prison, and the museum, really moved. Learned lots.
- Emotional Reaction: It's heavy. The weight of history is palpable. But also, the resilience, hope, and the strength of the people.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch at a Local Spot: Found a bustling local spot for lunch. Bunny Chow is the word! Curry in bread… genius! Absolutely devoured it and went to the cafe again.
- Quirky Observation: People here smile SO much. It's infectious. I'm starting to smile more myself, even when I'm lost.
- 2:00 PM - Maboneng Precinct: Explored Maboneng, a revitalized area, full of art, shops, and cafes. I needed a drink! Got a fancy caffe and just soaked it all in.
- Messy Ramble: Such a vibrant, chaotic mix of everything. It's overwhelming, in a good way. A visual feast.
- 5:00 PM- Back to the Franklin: I'm tired, and a little overwhelmed. Time to chill.
- Anecdote: A random, very friendly dog followed me around the street. Made me smile.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner and a Movie (Sort Of): Ordered take-out. Another minor food catastrophe. The movie? Fell asleep halfway through. No regrets.
Day 3: Digging Deeper (Literally & Figuratively)
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast Bonanza: Actually made breakfast! Eggs, toast, looking like a proper human. Feel more organized and clear-headed than the first few days.
- 10:30 AM - Apartheid Museum: This place. Wow. Prepare. This isn't just a museum; it's an experience that hits you right in the gut. The photographs, the stories, the raw emotion… I walked out feeling changed.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: Devastating, inspiring, painful, and essential. You have to go.
- 1:30 PM - Lunch & Emotional Processing: Needed to decompress after the museum. Found a quiet cafe. Ate something simple. Processed everything I'd seen. People-watched.
- 3:00 PM - Soweto Tour (Extended): This is where it gets real. Okay, this is where I really didn't want to be wrong. A guided tour of Soweto. The area is HUGE. We stopped at Nelson Mandela’s house. The atmosphere. The history. The energy. The sheer life of the place.
- Doubling Down:* This really needs its own section. The community itself is amazing. The stories. The people. It’s an explosion of colour and creativity and resilience.
- 6:30 PM - Exhausted, and Incredibly Grateful: back to the Franklin.
Day 4: Wildlife, Wine, and Winding Down
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast & Planning: Morning routine is down. Coffee is good. Plan today.
- 10:00 AM - Lion & Safari Park: Okay, this sounds touristy, but I want to see a lion. Headed to Lion and Safari Park. Got to see lions! And a giraffe! Wonderful.
- Quirky Observation: Lions are VERY lazy up close.
- 1:00 PM - Lunch and Wine Tasting: Found a restaurant nearby that had a small vineyard. Beautiful scenery and delicious food. And the wine. I may have ended up buying an extra bottle.
- 4:00 PM - Back to Unit: I needed some chilling.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner at a Local Restaurant: Last night! Found place that serves proper South African food. Had a wonderful time.
Day 5: Departure… Until Next Time?
- 8:00 AM - Final Coffee & Reflections: One last coffee on the balcony. Time to reflect.
- Messy Ramble: This trip was everything. The highs, the lows, the moments of "lost-ness", it was all perfect.
- 9:00 AM - Packing & Packing: Packing is the worst. But, I managed!
- 10:00 AM - Check Out: Said goodbye to The Franklin.
- 11:00 AM - Airport Chaos, Take Two: Managed to get through the airport successfully
So, like, what *is* this thing anyway? You know, the… *FAQ*?
Alright, alright, settle down, Einstein. It's a Frequently Asked Questions. Basically, I'm supposed to answer your burning questions about… well, whatever the heck you wanna know about. Think of it as me, the reluctant guru of the internet, dispensing wisdom (and probably getting it wrong half the time). Think of it as a chat with your slightly-caffeinated friend. You know, the one who always has an opinion. That's your girl, right here.
Are you *sure* you're qualified to answer anything?
Define "qualified." Do I have a PhD in... questions? Nope. Am I a walking encyclopedia? Hahaha, absolutely not. I'm powered by a combination of caffeine, random Wikipedia deep dives, and a healthy dose of overconfidence. Honestly? That's usually *more* than enough to get by. Look, if you want perfectly accurate, researched answers, go find a textbook. If you want the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth… well, maybe skip the truth part.
Can you give me a specific example? A real-life "FAQ" kind of thing?
Okay, lemme see… Ugh, fine. Fine. Let's say you're planning a surprise birthday party (because everyone is always planning surprise parties). Let's say it's for your super-picky Aunt Mildred. This whole "FAQ" thing is basically your Aunt Mildred's birthday party, but you're *me*. Here we go.
Aunt Mildred's birthday? Um, why? And how?
Because, why not? I needed an example, and Aunt Mildred is the absolute embodiment of "frequently asked questions." *Does she like cake? Does she hate balloons? Does she remember I'm related to her?* The world may never know. And how? Well, we'll just wing it, just like the actual party. Trust me, it works. (Mostly.)
Alright, fine - What's the first thing I should do for the Surprise Party?
Hide the cake. Seriously. Aunt Mildred's got this sixth sense for desserts. I swear, the woman can smell buttercream from three miles away. Maybe try the attic? Or, you know, have it delivered via drone. The *important* ingredient is *don't let her see the cake first*.
Should I send invitations?
Yes! *Duh*. But here's the *real* pro-tip, friends. *Never* put "Surprise Birthday Party" in the subject line. Trust me! You'll ruin the whole thing. Instead, I suggest, "Tea and Crumpets at Mildred's!" People will show up, they think they're getting crumpets. Boom. Surprise! Always works a charm... assuming she likes crumpets. (Probably does. Everyone likes crumpets, right?)
What kind of decorations should I use?
This one really depends on Mildred. Is she a "glitter explosion" kind of woman? Then go nuts! Balloons everywhere, streamers, the whole shebang. If you're still figuring it out, I'd recommend... keep it minimal. Because I *never* want to clean up glitter again. Ever.
What should I serve for foods?
Ah, this is the crux of any successful party, let me tell you. Food. For Aunt Mildred, think… sensible. But not *too* sensible. Like, canapés are always a safe bet. Mini quiches, perhaps? But *no* shrimp cocktails. She hates shrimp cocktails. (Don't ask.) Actually, just avoid anything that requires dipping. The potential for spills is too high, and Millie's got a hawk-eye for stains. I'm telling you, the woman could spot a coffee ring from a mile away.
And the Cake! What *kind* of cake? Red Velvet? Chocolate?
Okay, okay, the cake. This is important. Think about what Millie likes. Does she love chocolate? Does she have any allergies? Is she on a diet that you might not know about? My advice? Go simple. Vanilla. Vanilla buttercream. And *no* marzipan. Trust me, you're better off. No. Marzipan. *Ever*. Unless you want an earful. And… well, if you want to make something more interesting, put some candles on it! That always adds to the party!
Should I get her a gift?
*Always* get the gift. Unless you *really* hate her… but even then, a card will do. A nice scarf is safe. Or, you know, anything that's easy to return. That way, if you messed up or she doesn't like it, you're covered.
What if the surprise gets ruined?
Okay, this happens, right? People *ALWAYS* spill the beans. Someone will slip up. "Oh, Aunt Mildred, I hear you're having a great time *at your party tomorrow*." Ugh. Deep breaths. You have a few options. 1) Play it off. Pretend you have no idea what they're talking about. 2) Lean into the chaos. "Oh, you know about the party? Well, that just means more cake for everyone!" or 3) Cry. It's okay. It's a stressful situation. Just get through it!
What if Aunt Mildred hates the party?
