Roberts House: Blyth's BEST Short Stay Getaway!
Roberts House: Blyth's BEST Short Stay Getaway! - Seriously, It's Pretty Darn Good (and Here's Why)
Alright, folks, gather 'round. I've just wrestled with a stay at Roberts House in Blyth, and let me tell you, I'm still sorting through the laundry list of amenities and experiences. This isn't your sterile, pre-packaged hotel review. This is the REAL deal. My REAL take. And yeah, I'm a little obsessed. Maybe it’s because I desperately needed a getaway, a break from my goldfish (yes, plural, don't judge), or maybe it's the sheer number of things this place crams in.
Forget those bland, cookie-cutter hotel experiences. Roberts House, as they boldly claim, is the "BEST Short Stay Getaway" in Blyth. And, you know what? They might actually be onto something. But let's dig in, shall we? Because, as with all things in life, there were definite highs, a few questionable moments (we'll get to the "incident" with the mini bar later…) and a whole lot of awesomeness.
Accessibility & First Impressions (and the Elevator!)
First off, accessibility. Look, I'm not in a wheelchair, but I do appreciate a place that thinks about everyone. Roberts House gets a big thumbs up here. The website (shout out to the SEO team behind it – fantastic job!) clearly states they have facilities for disabled guests, and I saw an elevator (a HUGE win for anyone with mobility issues, or let's be honest, anyone lugging around a suitcase as heavy as my existential baggage). Though I didn't personally test all the features, a quick glance confirmed it was all very thoughtfully laid out and the exterior corridor was a nice touch.
Rooms: My Sanctuary… Eventually.
The rooms? They're solid. No glaring complaints. Air conditioning essential in this day and age, especially after trying to wrangle the goldfish into their travel tank. Complimentary tea and coffee/tea maker – a godsend. I'm a caffeine fiend, and the thought of having to stumble to the lobby before my morning fix terrifies me. Free bottled water - hydration is key, people! The blackout curtains were like a hug for my tired eyes. Bliss. And the extra long bed was dreamy. I could have comfortably hosted a small dance party on that mattress. Seriously.
Now, about that mini bar… (told you we'd get to it!). It had a selection. A good selection, I might add. But here's the kicker: I accidentally knocked over a bottle of what I think was imported fig balsamic vinegar (or something equally fancy) in my early morning stupor. I'll spare you the details, but let's just say room sanitization opt-out available (a good move in these times) wasn't exactly an option after that. The staff were incredibly understanding (and discreet), which is a HUGE point in their favour. They handled it with such grace and poise. And the daily housekeeping? Immaculate. They actually cleaned up my fig balsamic vinegar massacre. Amazing.
Internet, Glorious Internet (and the World Wide Web of Comfort)
Alright, listen up, digital nomads and doomscrollers, because Internet access is covered. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And you know what? It actually worked. No buffering, no dropouts—just pure, unadulterated internet joy. There was Internet [LAN] too, if you're into that sort of thing. I, however, am a Wi-Fi person all the way. I needed to upload my latest blog post, and this made it smooth. And frankly, getting a decent connection is crucial because I’m, you know, working from room, like, always.
Dining: A Feast for the Senses (and My Belly)
Let's talk food. Roberts House delivers. The website boasts the expected, Restaurants, Breakfast service, Breakfast [buffet], A la carte in restaurant, Coffee shop, and Poolside bar. I have to say, the Asian breakfast was incredible. Seriously. The flavours, the presentation… I’m still dreaming about that pho. And the coffee in restaurant? The barista knew what they were doing. The bottle of water was very helpful, given how much I was eating.
There were also the usual suspects: Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, and the tempting desserts in restaurant. They even had a Happy hour, which I unfortunately missed (damn you, fig balsamic vinegar!). The buffet in restaurant was well-stocked and clean, with the staff making all the right moves for Safe dining setup. Vegetarian restaurant option was a delight for my plant-based friends, too.
But the real star? The room service [24-hour]. I was practically glued to my bed at one point, nursing a slight fig balsamic vinegar hangover (again, details). The fact that I could order a delicious meal at any time of the day or night was a game-changer.
Relaxation & Rejuvenation (Or, How I Didn't Use All the Spa)
Okay, this is where Roberts House really shines. The sheer number of options for relaxation are, quite frankly, overwhelming. They have a Spa, and a Gym/fitness, a Fitness center, a Swimming pool [outdoor] and a Sauna. The Pool with view was just gorgeous. But, I have a confession to make: I barely scratched the surface. I intended to spend a day being pampered. Body scrubs? Body wraps? Massages? Foot baths? All tantalizingly available. But, alas, the siren call of the breakfast buffet (and the internet) proved too strong. Maybe next time, I'll actually become a spa warrior. Maybe.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe and Sound (And Squeaky Clean!)
In these uncertain times, safety is paramount. Roberts House takes it seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Hand sanitizer everywhere? Check. They even have professional-grade sanitizing services and staff trained in safety protocol. I felt genuinely safe there!
The presence of a doctor/nurse on call, a first aid kit, and the CCTV in common areas and outside property adds an extra layer of security, too. And the room sanitization between stays gives you peace of mind knowing the room is pristine.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Difference
Roberts House covers all the bases. Daily housekeeping, concierge and laundry service were much-appreciated. They even offer an airport transfer, which I didn't use, and had this to say about getting around: Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site]. And don't forget that elevator I mentioned!
For the Kids: Family Fun (Even If You're Not Bringing Yours)
Family/child friendly: Yep. Babysitting service: Absolutely. Kids facilities: You bet. Kids meal: Included. I didn't observe any children, but I'm already planning a return visit once my goldfish children are on their own vacation.
In Conclusion: Book It. Seriously.
Look, Roberts House isn't perfect (hello, fig balsamic vinegar!). But it’s pretty damn close. It exceeded almost all expectations – from the cleanliness to the food to some of the greatest sleep I've ever had. It is everything and more that you expect from a hotel, and is a great place to unwind for a short time.
Here's My Takeaway: Roberts House in Blyth is a fantastic choice for a short stay. Seriously, go!
The Deal: Your Ultimate Short Stay Getaway Offer
Book your stay at Roberts House within the next 7 days and get:
- A complimentary upgrade (subject to availability). You might get a bigger room, a better view, or maybe even a complimentary bottle of…well, not fig balsamic vinegar.
- A 15% discount on all spa treatments. Time to finally get that body scrub!
- A free welcome drink (and maybe a sympathetic ear) at the bar. Let's celebrate that you're not me and didn't massacre the mini bar!
- Guaranteed Free Wi-Fi & all the other benefits of a great stay!
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Noosa River Paradise: Your Dream Sunshine Coast Escape Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups! Because this isn't your sterile, perfectly-planned travel brochure. This is me, me, about to experience the joys and probably some minor traumas of Blyth and, more specifically, Roberts House with #ShortStaysAway. Let's just call it a… realistic itinerary, shall we?
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and the Quest for Decent Coffee
1:00 PM: Touchdown in Blyth. Well, technically, I'll probably be arriving by train. The journey is, let's be honest, a soul-sucking slog. But hey, it's adventure! (Cue dramatic sigh). My luggage? Praying it makes it. I'm convinced my suitcase has a vendetta.
2:00 PM: Arrive at Roberts House. Ooh, the suspense! The online photos ALWAYS look better. My first impression? Fingers crossed it looks as advertised. Check-in, find the key (if it's anything like the last place, I'll be wrestling with a lock for a solid ten minutes while muttering obscenities under my breath).
2:30 PM: Unpack? HA! More like, "dump my stuff and immediately assess the vibe." Crucial first step. Are the sheets clean? Is there a discernible smell? (Important, people, important). I'll be looking for a good "living space" for me myself and I.
3:00 PM: The Coffee Crisis. This is the most critical. Google Maps will be my best friend. The closest café to Roberts House is likely. The horror. If the coffee's bad, it's all downhill from there. If I can find a decent latte, I'll consider it a win. A victory.
4:00 PM: Strolling along the waterfront? Is it cold & windy? Well, that's not how I imagined. I will be looking for local food and shopping.
6:00 PM: Dinner time! This is the big hurdle. I'm aiming for a pub meal. But also I need to work. I'm hoping for a bit of a respite from the trip, but I think I would also be working on my laptop at the hotel.
7:30 PM: Back at Roberts House. The evening is a free-for-all. I'll probably watch something ridiculous. Maybe try and figure out the TV remote.
Day 2: Blyth! The Beach! And (God Help Me) a Fishing Trip?
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Shower. Get dressed, grab coffee.
- 9:00 AM: THE BEACH! I'm a sucker for a good beach. I'm going to need to see the Blyth Beach. But I'm going to need somewhere to relax/ unwind or do some reading!
- 11:00 AM: More food! Maybe it's some sort of fried fish or something. I'll let you know.
- 1:00 PM: Oh, lord. Someone mentioned a fishing trip. Apparently, they're a "local tradition." Let's be honest, the last time I went fishing, I spent most of the time tangled in the line and screaming at the seagulls. But, for the experience! I'll buy some beer… just in case. And maybe Dramamine.
- 4:00 PM: After the fishing trip, I'll need a drink. Some local pub, again.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner, maybe at Roberts House? or find somewhere else?
- 7:00 PM: Work or rest.
Day 3: Departure, Memories, and the Existential Dread of Going Home
9:00 AM: Pack. The ultimate test of my organizational skills. Which means it'll probably involve frantic shoving and stuffing in the last possible second.
10:00 AM: Last breakfast, then another quest to find a café. If I somehow managed to find a favorite place in Blyth, then that'll be even better.
11:00 AM: Check out of Roberts House. Pray the key works this time. Hope I didn't break anything. Say goodbye to the place, and be on my way.
12:00 PM: The journey back. A period of reflection. Did I like Blyth? I hope so. Or was it the worst, and I can't wait to get back home? I can guarantee it won't be as bad as that fishing trip.
3:00 PM: Home, sweet, (hopefully) clean home. Unpack. Laundry. Sleep. And probably immediately start planning my next escape. Because, honestly, what else is there to do?
And there you have it. My ridiculously honest, slightly chaotic, and hopefully entertaining account of my trip to Roberts House in Blyth. Wish me luck… I'll need it.
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Roberts House: Blyth's "Best" Short Stay? Let's See... (Hold On, I Need Coffee)
Okay, so you're thinking about Roberts House. Smart move, I guess. But before you book, lemme just... unpack a few things. I've been there. I've *lived* it. And yeah, I have *opinions*. So, arm yourself with some cuppa (or a stiff drink – you’ll need it after some of these answers) and let's dive in.
Is Roberts House *really* "the best"? The website is kinda… glowing.
"Best"? Look, marketing copy is marketing copy. It's not always reality. But... it's *good*. Okay? Like, properly good. I wouldn't call it 'best ever', it's a *short stay*. I mean, it's not exactly the Four Seasons, is it? (Though, the sofa cushions… oof, they *are* comfy). Blyth itself is a bit… well, it's Blyth. The sea *is* right there, though. And the fish and chips are on point. Ultimately it is an excellent base to see the north east, while giving you enough space to breathe. Trust me, the glowing website is mostly accurate. Most of the time.
What's the *actual* location like? Is it noisy? Is it near anything interesting?
Okay, so... the location is pretty darn great. You're literally a stone's throw from the beach which is *heavenly*. You can practically smell the sea from your bed (in a good way!). The beach there is dog-friendly too, so if you have a pup, pack!
The main street in Blyth is nearby as well. There's a few bars, I am a big fan of some of the local breweries, there are some lovely cafe's with tasty brunches. The other direction takes you to the beach with miles of open space, just make sure you get the right weather - the wind can be a bit much at times!
Noise? Well, it's a seaside town so you get the occasional shouty seagulls (which is basically a free alarm clock) and sometimes the distant rumble of a fishing boat. But honestly? It’s pretty peaceful overall. Unless there's a storm. Then the sea gets *very* chatty. But in a cool, dramatic way, not an annoying way. You may struggle to sleep.
The reviews talk about the kitchen being well-equipped. Is that true? Because I'm a *serious* cook.
Alright, foodies, listen up. The kitchen... it's pretty decent. It has the essentials. They *do* say it's 'well-equipped'. It *is* equipped. But if you're planning on whipping up a Michelin-starred meal, maybe bring your favourite chef's knife (just in case).
I do remember wanting a specific utensil - the one that goes with a specific recipe - and I was gutted that it wasn't there. I can't remember what it was, but I did remember being sad at the time.
But honestly, for a holiday rental? It's got everything I needed. I made a decent pasta dish one night. Success! (Although, I *did* have to buy a grater. But that was probably my fault for assuming.)
I'm bringing my partner. Is it romantic? Is it... you know.. *sexy*?
Romance, eh? Right. Let's be honest. Romance *is* what you make it.
The view from the window is lovely, perfect for a cuddle (if you're into that). The sea air… it can be quite intoxicating. A walk on the beach in the evening can be magical. If it's not raining.
But there's no giant roaring fireplace, there is a lovely log burner.
So, is it *sexy*? Depends if you find a cozy, well-kitted out apartment by the sea sexy. If you do, then yes. If you need a velvet rope and a disco ball, then maybe look elsewhere.
What about the beds? Are they comfy? Because I NEED my sleep.
The beds... Ah, the beds! I think they were good. The sheets felt *nice*. They were clean, which is a good start. There's nothing worse than a grotty bed, is there?
I slept *really* well. But that might have been the sea air. Or the wine. Or the fact that I was *exhausted* from the previous day's adventure (which involved a lot of walking and finding a perfect cafe for a drink).
So, yes. I think the beds are very comfy. But, look, I'm not going to guarantee you'll sleep like a baby. That's on you. Though you will get a good nights rest after several hours in the north east sunshine.
The owner seems helpful. Is that a real thing or just a marketing ploy?
Right, let's talk about the owner. Because YES, they are helpful.
The owner genuinely cares. When I stayed, I had a problem with the heating and it was quickly sorted - I mean, within hours - and they were *very* apologetic, even though it wasn't really their fault. Even if it was someone's fault, they sorted it. That says a lot.
They sent helpful guides on what to do during your stay, and even gave me some recommendations on where to eat! All the recommendations were sound and I had a lovely time! It's a real person, and one that actually cares about your experience.
It's definitely not a marketing ploy. It’s a genuine effort to make your stay as pleasant as possible. And that, folks, is a win in my book.
Okay, what's the *worst* thing about Roberts House? Give it to me straight.
Alright, here it comes. The *worst* thing... Okay, the biggest thing I can remember, and it's not huge, is... the parking can be a *bit* tricky. It's street parking, so sometimes you have to circle. Not a deal-breaker, but if you're arriving late at night with a car full of luggage... well, be prepared for a bit of a hunt.
The only other thing I can think of may be the lack of a washing machine or dryer if you're there for a long stay!
So, there you have it. Not exactly a disaster, is it?Would you go back? Honestly?
